Post-Dinner COMA

The Char kueh Tiaw that i ate just now has put me into a "post-dinner coma". I m very very full now....i cannot think, i cannot move and i feel like sleeping(too bad, i m still in the office). I also nearly died of Chinese Restaurant Syndrome from the excessive MSG content from the Char Kueh Tiaw... i need WATER! WATER! WATER!

HELP!!